I Best Win This Thing Today
Today’s our big 4th of July adventure: We’re taking the kids to the water park. There’s a DJ. There are games. There’s a hot dog eating contest (hard pass). And there’s a pie eating contest. This is where I shine. Basically, this is my Super Bowl. I told Amanda if I don’t walk out of there with whipped cream in my ears, and victory in my belly… I’ve failed the kids. I’ll never step foot back in that water park. But here’s the thing… Winning a pie eating contest isn’t about skill, form or…




